Beat the Blocks

(A) Southern term for an ass whipping or whoping some ass. (b) Used to show level of depth for the act of doing something to soemone or something.

(A) That nigga was talking shit, so I beat the blocks off his ass.

(B) The chick's cooter was so tight, I had to take her back to the crib and beat the blocks off it.

by Allen Jonson July 23, 2006

German Blockade

The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!

Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!

by Charlesss May 31, 2007

blackasaurus rex

a blackasaurus rex is a black guy that is so dark that you can't see him at night until he smiles

Passenger: Holy shit dude! did you see that? you almost hit that blackasaurus rex.
Driver: Yea its a good thing he smiled.

by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

Blackass

Blackass is English translation for the term used by Russians to call any churka.

In Russian - chernozhopy.

Those Caucasian blackasses are invading my Russia.

by judenrat January 12, 2012

up on blocks

the 28th day of a womans 'cycle'

she wouldnt let me fuck her coz she was up on blocks.

by jody October 30, 2003

Lego Blocks

when two people are always stuck up each others asses.

Katie and Jodi are major Lego Blocks

by harbour hop February 20, 2007

hata blocka

a "hata blocka" is a type if style you use to prevent others from talking shit about you. it also can be clothing you wear that you know will make others jealous while you sport your fresh outfit.

" damn son, that fool is being a hata blocka with them knew shades"

by nyc dragon king July 26, 2006