Master Blaster

To be well versed in the art of finger banging. Finger fucking, if you will.

Christina: Wow Bean, you are really great at fingering.
Bean: Turn around and let me put it in your butt. They call me the master blaster in certain circles.

by P.J. Hutch October 26, 2009

Boaster

Someone who thinks they're the shit and they tell everyone they're the best and they'll do anything to make themselves become popular.

Example of a Boaster: A fucktard whos YouTube name is matt4045

by Matt4045 can SMD January 23, 2009

Crab Blaster

A Fire Arm a "Blood" uses to shoot a "Crip"(crab)

"Yo dawg hand me my crab blaster(blasta for ebonical use) I see me one of thos crips right there.

by barack O'bonga October 29, 2009

schmegma blaster

The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.

My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving my schmegma blaster.

by Bob February 13, 2004

blaster repeating rifle

A weapon used in the great George Lucas Motion Pictures commonly known as Star Wars.

The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.

When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.

A person was shot by a blaster repeating rifle which exposed a gaping hole in his chest.

by jzimo August 10, 2005

Blasterd

Being so drunk that you are a combination a of both blasted and plastered.

Zach and Evan got so blasterd that they were on the roof at 2am singing Mexican fiesta music, and neither of the speak Spanish.

by Swag daddyyolo April 9, 2013

Gargle Blasters

Loretta's house band in South Park.

Hey, are you going to see the Gargle Blasters?

I dunno, where are they playing?

At Loretta's.

Oh. Yeah! That's in South Park.

I know. It sucks they took out the bridge.

by Doc Maynard November 17, 2010