Bleacher

A racist slur for white people. It comes from the fact that bleach is both white and toxic

You can't say nigger you bleacher. That's our word!

by zanovar2 October 23, 2009

bleotch

What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.

Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.

by SquishyNipples December 13, 2003

Veni, Vidi, Bleachi

Latin translation: "I came, I saw, I cleaned it up."

Chronic Masturbator #1: The rules for the shower are simple: Veni, Vidi, Bleachi
Chronic Masturbator #2, #3, #4: Agreed.

by Merlingoth April 6, 2010

Bleached Asshole

An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.

Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.

Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.

by Sungo June 8, 2007

Bleach-Drinker

A novel synonym for “Americans”, based on President Trump’s medical advice.

That bleach-drinker is now free of COVID-19! Of course, they are also dead from drinking bleach...

by Onneb309 April 24, 2020

Commit Bleach Drink

The more kid friendly version of Kill Yourself. It's more powerful than Go Commit Die, Go Commit Neck Rope, and Go Commit Reverse Alive Combined.

Kid 1: Kill yourself.
Kid 2: You want me to do it?
Kid 1: What are you going to do?
Kid 2: Oh, nothing.
Kid 2: *whisper* Go Commit Bleach Drink
Kid 1 dies of heart attack.

by PeePeePooPooMan2 October 20, 2018

Bung Hole Bleacher

This is a relativity new practice in the porn industry and home recreational freakiness. It’s usually the person responsible for bleaching the performers bung hole for a cleaner, more attractive azzhole for filming and for the freaky person at home who’s trying to get that 3rd eye to look just the right. Think about it, would you want to hit something that looked kinda dingy and just plain nasty looking, not to mention if the lighting is bad in filming you’d b looking trying to figure out WTF is that????

Hey man, did you hear you’re ex girl got a new job??? No, I didn’t…. Well, rumor has it she’s a BUNG HOLE BLEACHER and practices on herself…..

by Dawgum October 14, 2011