finger blasting

the act of a partner penetrating a female's vagina with one or more fingers

preferred, as a term, to finger banging by Adam Carolla of Loveline

Though Timmy had never finger blasted before, he got plenty of practice by picking his nose.

by Dave Shepherd June 20, 2004

Ass Blasting

Aggressively flatulating.

I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.

by The spagnetti master! June 13, 2016

Boy blasting

Wildly inappropriate and hilariously flippant term used to describe the rape of boyz.

Father O'Assthrash finished absolving his congregation of their sins and went to the park for some grade-A Boy blasting .

by Grossbeard 01 January 9, 2009

finger blasting

To penitrate an orephous with ones fingers.

The gay guys on west hollywood blvd. were finger blasting eachother behind the dumpsters for coke.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

Cheese Blasting

When one warms a block of Velveeta cheese to a comfortable 76 degrees and proceeds to blast his erect penis in to the block of cheese. Reblast.

The wife and kids were out of town so I did some serious cheese blasting. Epic weekend!

by 123Thayer May 6, 2011

Blasting caps

condoms and such. !!

1. Since I have AIDS, I poke tiny holes in all my blasting caps.

2. Are these the smallest caps you sell?

by The Pantsman May 16, 2007

Blasting fudge monkeys

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016