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Rebecca Blacked

to be utterly tortured by the music video of Friday by Rebecca Black thinking you've just clicked the link to an intrguing video
Jake: Hey Nate!! Check it out-I found some crazy-ass
YouTube porn.

Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.

Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)

Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)

Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!

Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!

Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)

Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!

Jake: Aww crap!!

(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)

Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!
by thecomputerninja May 6, 2011
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blacked out

To teleport into the future from one place to another after a heavy night of drinking.
-Dude what happend to you last night?
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.
by thatguyoberder October 13, 2007
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BlackVery

Name given by dumb ghetto delinquents to stolen BlackBerry smartphones.
Yo... check my BlackVery... Ain´t it awesomest?
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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BlackberryThumb

BlackberryThumb is a medical condition that results in pain in thumbs and connected tendons from overuse of typing on mobile devices.
When the base of your thumb hurts after typing away all day on your blackberry or other mobile device. What you now feel is blackberrythumb1
by BBaddict October 14, 2008
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Blackberry Law

Blackberry Law dictates that if someone has blackberry bushes growing on their property near a road, these blackberries are free game for anyone to eat, regardless of trespassing. Someone who has roadside blackberries must honor Blackberry Law lest they be labeled a douche.
Blackberry Law: Roadside blackberries are free game for pedestrians and bicyclists.
by tangles10 August 1, 2010
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Get Backers

Two young adults with wicked powers; one can conduct electricity like an eel, the other has a 300kg grip & can hypnotize his opponent for up to one minute. They use their gifts to steal back items for their clients.
We get back what shouldn't be gone! We're the Get Backers! We have an (almost) 100% success rate!
by some young chap August 30, 2008
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Blackberry prayer

A phrase coined by an anonymous CEO who walked into a boardroom for a meeting to see every executive bowing their heads, operating their Blackberries.
The Blackberry prayer is a plea to God to abolish the damn things.
by Total Penetration June 10, 2005
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