Bitchtits 

1. A derogatory name for a friend who has achieved ultimate failure. The phrase is often accompanied by a disappointed look and facepalm and/or head shake.

2. It may also be supplied in a command.

1. Rachel - "Omg! Did you know July 4th is the Fourth of July????"

Tyler - "Oh Bitchtits... *facepalm* just... just no."

2. Travis - "Yo Bitchtits, Grab me a soda!"

Brandon - "Ok!"

Bitchtits by sweetsighlullaby September 20, 2012

bitchtits 

Nickname occasionally given to overweight males because of their large breasts.

Bitchtits was late to the party last night because his fat ass was too busy eating to get there on time.

bitchtits by Jackson! December 1, 2003

bitchtits 

what happens when weightlifters/bodybuilders take too much steriods - big, womanly breasts.

bitchtits by James September 10, 2003

bitchtits 

a man bearing a female trait in the chestical region

a friend who is a virgin

hey bitchtits come here

bitchtits by yosterr4 October 24, 2011

bitchtitude

The highest possible estimated bitchiness somone can be based on thier normal personality.

Man, my roommates GF has a high bitchtitude. She's a fucking snob.

bitchtitude by Gatz June 22, 2006

bitchtits 

those tits on that fat kid named duane in your class that is fat and has nipples the size of pepperonis

o my God those bitchtits are going to fucking eat us

bitchtits by Devin Demaine April 22, 2004

bitchtits 

it is clinically gynecomastia

bitchtits by Anonymous September 8, 2003