Birch

When autocorrect refuses to let you cuss and corrects "bitch" to "birch".
Birch, you playing to much!
by skkeet2k17 December 15, 2017
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Finley Birch

Dodgy guy can we all agree. Got no age boundaries. To him age is just a number. Small dagger between his legs with a bonus one functioning testicle.
Finley Birch is a nonce
by joe wheatley 12345 April 17, 2024
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Cooper Birch

The Albino Robot Alpaca King. The best fortnite player you'll ever meet in your life. Extremely sussy. Straight af. Best friends with Thomas Chamberlain (a.k.a Big Daddy Bulldozer) and Tim Cormier (Hunk of Man)
Holy Sh*t, is that The Cooper Birch! He is so hot.
by yoseph_2975 February 01, 2022
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Birch bitch

Someone whose white fragility makes them not as woke as they think they are.
Why have you got a BLM tattoo?! you're such a birch bitch!
by Unicorn_69 September 10, 2022
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Danny Birch

Danny Birch is the most extravagant, big dick , big future type of guy.
Danny Birch can do it better than anyone
by Danny Birch November 21, 2019
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Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.
Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!
by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025
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Birch Barlow

Birch Barlow is the fourth branch of government and the fifty first state
by Toby Da Pug February 07, 2019
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