binding arbitration

The latest in Corporate America’s sadly successful attempts to undermine democracy and make themselves above the law.

All disputes must be revolved by binding arbitration. You agree to waive your right to a trial by jury and that the judge will be this rigged-ass old man paid off by the company.

by InvaderInvader August 23, 2021

blood bind

the combining of two or more person's blood to be close in some way.

The two friends decided they wanted to be best friends and took a needle and pressed their fingers together, creating their blood bind.

by Kelsthatgirl March 15, 2017

Bindle

Small packet of drug powder; heroin

by Lehem October 18, 2003

Bind

A tobacco filled roll, cigarette or roll-up.

"mate, i couldn't lend a bind could i please"

"woaah you fucking caned that bind didn't you"

by iliketogetwired January 14, 2010

Bindi Surprise

The act of shitting in a persons mailbox, then placing a firecracker in the shit and lighting it. The goal is to see how long it is until the person has to buy a new mailbox.

"Dude! Last weekend was sick! We got really drunk then went and had a Bindi Surprise in somebodys mailbox!"

by Derpa Derpa Derpa June 6, 2009

Rusty Binoculars

A sexual act that involves the recipient cupping their hands around their eyes mimicking binoculars at which point their partner spray farts into their face. The hand placement allows for the funneling of the plume of fecal material onto the eye. The result is a distinct distribution of shit which resembles spectacles.

Erich: "Check out the gait on that girl"
Perkins: "I'd like her to shit on my eyes"
Erich: "Rusty Binoculars??"
Perkins: "Hell yeah, a concentrated burst."

by Dr. Noch's August 14, 2011

Miku binder

A male person/character that isn't trans that somebody made into their own oc, who is trans and wears a binder with a Hatsune Miku face pattern.

person 1: Lmao have you seen Miku binder Thomas Jefferson
person two: lmao ya have you seen the Trump one

by ImTobyDogLol October 29, 2020