by Maxhole June 18, 2009
Get the bimbonetics mug.In reference to golfer Tiger Woods, the New York Daily news ran this comment on December 14, 2009: "The crushing financial blow came as Woods, 33, endured another humiliating bimbo eruption."
by Bickle of Xi'an September 23, 2012
Get the bimbo eruption mug.A cell phone that may look good, but lacks the abilities that a smartphone boasts ( such as the presence of apps, built in GPS, etc.)
by angelbunny90 November 3, 2010
Get the bimbophone mug.A woman with very little traditional book smarts airhead but with enough social intelligence to realize that being an attractive girl is all they need to get ahead in life pussy power. They come in all shapes and sizes but the most traditional is overtly spray tanned, with big hair (typically dead from over straightening), massive breasts (even if fake), small waist, wide hips, Botox face and over plumped lips. Looks like a blowup sex-doll.
Bryce: “Nicole tries too hard to hard to fit traditional beauty standards and is dumb as a brick, she barely got into U of A...”
Sophia: “Bryce, your sister is a bimbo”
Bryce: “Well, how does she always get invited to trips to Cabo by rich frat guys?“
Sophia: “I’m not gonna lie to you Bryce, your sister would even let YOU titty-fuck her if you offered her a free flight to Cabo ... and she’d suck your dick each and every day for an open bar”
Sophia: “Bryce, your sister is a bimbo”
Bryce: “Well, how does she always get invited to trips to Cabo by rich frat guys?“
Sophia: “I’m not gonna lie to you Bryce, your sister would even let YOU titty-fuck her if you offered her a free flight to Cabo ... and she’d suck your dick each and every day for an open bar”
by Underwhelming Victory May 18, 2020
Get the Bimbo mug.A Bimbette is a younger version of a Bimbo...usually a young teenager in middle school or a freshman in high school.
Geezz look at that Bimbette dancing over there! What get's me is... there is no music playing! Ohmigosh! I'm so stupid...I thought at least one out of the five guys laps I sat on would like me! I feel like, like, such a Bimbette! Ohmigosh! Where is my lipgloss? Oh! I better text someone before they forget about me!
by Me and me and me July 6, 2009
Get the Bimbette mug.Young women, whose IQ is no match for their, how to put this delicately..aesthetic qualities.
Often obsessed with boys and clothes, generally blonde, but there are exceptions.
Usually hang around with other bimbos.
U can spot them easily, they are likely to be in a big group of girls that all look the same and are laughing hysterically. Big breasts are, look, I would say unnecessary, but preferred.
Long story short: A physically attractive, but unintelligent woman.
example of a Bimbo: Paris Hilton
Often obsessed with boys and clothes, generally blonde, but there are exceptions.
Usually hang around with other bimbos.
U can spot them easily, they are likely to be in a big group of girls that all look the same and are laughing hysterically. Big breasts are, look, I would say unnecessary, but preferred.
Long story short: A physically attractive, but unintelligent woman.
example of a Bimbo: Paris Hilton
JACK PACKAGE: Damn man, you can't be in love with her and still be sleeping with every bimbo on the planet.
ROBERT GREY: Bro, if I have to choose between bimbos and her, I would choose bimbos.
JACK: What?
ROBERT: Look, broski, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. They make me want to pretend to be a better man. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.
JACK: That's just a defense mechanism man, coz you're afraid of gettin' hurt. You're just confused.
ROBERT: Oh, I'm not confused broski. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. That's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them man, and they love me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
ROBERT GREY: Bro, if I have to choose between bimbos and her, I would choose bimbos.
JACK: What?
ROBERT: Look, broski, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. They make me want to pretend to be a better man. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.
JACK: That's just a defense mechanism man, coz you're afraid of gettin' hurt. You're just confused.
ROBERT: Oh, I'm not confused broski. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. That's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them man, and they love me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
by R0BERT GREY February 16, 2019
Get the Bimbos mug.Bimbus Bobus is a character from UTMP Discord server who is bald and own a very cool hat that was bought from the cool shop.
He is also known for posting youtube videos and creating facts about himself.
He's the most respected user on the UTMP and always try to find a way to be funny.
He is also known for posting youtube videos and creating facts about himself.
He's the most respected user on the UTMP and always try to find a way to be funny.
U1- Have you seen that Bimbus Bobus guy? he makes funny videos!
U2- He makes youtube videos? I thought he only talks on the UTMP Discord server
U1- I didn't know that! I should check out that server!
U2- He makes youtube videos? I thought he only talks on the UTMP Discord server
U1- I didn't know that! I should check out that server!
by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021
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