ballardo

Mexican, douche, sometimes sweet, obsessed with all girls, tries to be a hipster, usually a swagfag

"dude, some weird guy texted me last night"
"I bet it was a Ballardo"

by blondey November 2, 2013

team billward

the combination of Bill Compton from the TV series True Blood and Edward Cullen from the book series Twilight. Both vampires are incredibly sexy if you ask me.

girl1: I AM TEAM EDWARD. BILL SUCKS.
girl2: YOU SUCK. EDWARD SUCKS. I AM TEAM BILL.
me: fuck both of you; both vampires are incredibly sexy. I AM TEAM BILLWARD!

by team billward yeah! March 4, 2009

Ballard Benedict

Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.

(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)

I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.

by JBalla November 15, 2013

Bellardi-ing

The act of doing homosexual acts in a men's airport bathroom

Didn't that politician get in trouble for bellardi-ing?

by Rtyudf January 6, 2014

Ballard Jackhammer

A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.

Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.

by CountryTerry August 20, 2016

ballardry

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner

'what is this new form of ballardry'

he says to his mate after watching some bloke screaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner

by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w April 19, 2018

ballardini

A Ballardini is a very closed boy, he doesn't open that much to people, But when you get to know him he is an explosion of excitement. By the mixture of his emotions he is oftenly described as a person with gay character

Quit talking about it! You are such a Ballardini! I wish I was as shady as Ballardini

by Arabian Boy February 8, 2018