Blimpie

To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.

You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.

by Joel September 7, 2003

blimpie

Much like a Blumpkin, the Blimpie involves getting a blowjob whilst excreting a bowl movement. However, the Blimpie adds one more tantalizing aspect to this already desirable treat. Combine the Blumpkin with eating a sandwich, preferably a meaty foot long, and you my friend have the euphoric Blimpie.

Frankenstein: "So last night I was taking a shit and my girlfriend walks in and starts giving me head outta the blue. So I'm all like woaaah bitch! I'm trying to eat my sammich!"

The Wolfman: "Ohhh you mean a Blimpie?"

by Nick Greeno March 4, 2007

Blimpkin

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the toilet on a blimp

i caught Lawrence giving Jeff a Blimpkin last week in the Goodyear blimp

by Shenis September 18, 2013

meat blimp

A blimp Full of Meat.

The Meat Blimp crashed today.

by Dan Ask December 17, 2004

Bimpus

a complete idiot

George Bush is a bimpus

by ZappaFusion October 3, 2003

blimps

extraordinarily, excessively, ridiculously, oversized, blown out underwear typically worn by tasteless old men and sometimes sported by youth with no style

"Nice blimps dude!" You can parachute from a plane in those underwear.

by BlimperBiitch May 8, 2011

blimp burn

A phenomena associated with the smoking of low grade cannabis extracts in a joint. Pieces of plastic in the joint ignite and drop onto the smoker in Hindenburg fashion.

"Don't bother with that soapbar shit, it'll blimp burn all over your new trackies"

by Blazin' Barry Chuckle January 13, 2015