Beejesus

grandchild of god, gloria gaynor, Hugh Gibb and barbara gibb. The love child of Jesus and Barry Gibb. (type jesus stayin alive into youtube)

ok, ok, just don't get beejesus on us

by amazingmavis December 7, 2010

beejer

comes from beejay, which comes from b.j., which comes from blowjob.
hint: Girls have been found to believe that a beejer is another word for a bagel (I've done it). warning: end results can range from wonderful, to comical, to horrible.

R: "Hey Sarah, can I have a beejer?"
S: "What's a beejer?"
R: "oh...uhh... that's another word for a bagel, everyone's using it these days..."
S: "Oh, well sure, come to my room later for a beejer."
R: "sweeeet."

by Fan dango May 11, 2006

beejaculate

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.

You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!

by jewmachine December 14, 2008

Bee-J

When a girl/gay male coats a male's penis in honey and proceeds to suck and lick it all off.

Sarah: What did you do last night?
Sidney: I gave Andrew a Bee-J but honey got all over his bed so there was a lot of clean up.

Sarah: ELL OH ELL!

by Sidrew July 23, 2011

Beejob

The process in which someone (generally an emo teenage girl) attempts to seduce another person with bitchiness. The goal is to turn them on by whining about life, grades, looks, friends, family, etc.

It usually doesn't work very well.

Briana tried giving me a beejob, but her own ego tripped her, and she died before anything could happen.

by GweegyPop March 5, 2009

beejackieism

The belief that no certain belief needs to be believed.

"Yo man you going to tempel tonight?"

"Nahh im apart of Beejackieism."

by gearmoo May 20, 2009

beejees

that sore throat you get the day after giving a guy a blowjob.

Man, I got a case of the beejees that I just can't shake.

by justin_beejber March 17, 2011