Bedale

the word used to name a small village-people-type settlement inhabited solely by 4 foot tall gremlins that smell strongly of cheese and work and live in D.I.Y warehouses!

I accidently walked into Bedale the other day and i was swarmed by a crowd of goblins! Scary as hell!

by Charlie "Barraclough" September 3, 2005

Bedankle

Verb: To wear large boots or accessories to hide a court-ordered ankle monitor, (as worn on house arrest or to measure alcoholic intake).

Lindsay Lohan bedankled herself in a pair of fugly boots.

by Sue Dunham July 5, 2010

bedgasm

A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.

It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.

by tagz July 29, 2007

beday

When you take a dump and the splash comes up and soaks your ass.

I have a human beday. No need to buy one

by MTHOMS April 28, 2006

Bedazzled

Someone with a minimum of 7 body piercings, not including their ears.

Alice hasn't been able to go near magnets since she was bedazzled.

by Dr. Skinner April 18, 2010

Bedalized

meaning if you have broken your leg, arm, ankle, foot, wrist, straind or sprained a muscle or just plain and simply CBA to get out of bed you have been officially bedalized

(MSN Convo)
-Wubu2?
-Oh nothing much just bedalized all day
-why what you do
-nothing much just CBA really

by GUESSS WHOO?! May 25, 2009

bedagonal

Adv. The practice of sleeping in a sideways/diagonal form across the bed.

Mark hates it when Nicki sleeps bedagonally.

by nickinac March 25, 2010