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penis bearer

Term used by women as a generic reference in place of "a man" or "a guy." Used primarily in the context of tasks requiring particular masculine qualities, such as strength, or when alluding to generalized masculine stereotypes of behavior or attitude.
"How are we going to get all these boxes moved?" "Oh, I'm sure we can find a penis bearer to do it for us."

"You know once we get this all set up, some penis bearer is just going to tell us we did it all wrong."
by elea26 August 14, 2008
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BearFace

I person who gets humps in the face by a bear
i heard you got humped in the face by a bear, oh you got bearfaced
by Blizzard 157 calli January 15, 2010
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bearcat

An animal of deciduous forest regions that is often confused with stray housecats or small dogs. They are rather tame looking felines that have the intelligence of rabbits or rodents. Scientists have been in awe of the animals' resilience considering their lack of intellect and ineptitude for survival.

A bearcat's most feared enemy is the rhino. These species often come into contact in small areas of New England. Such encounters frequently result in complete demoralization of the bearcat population and a big red stampede.
God that bearcat got owned. How shat was that?!
by (infiniteloop) October 14, 2005
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Bearanoia

Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, !@##&^^*%@; (bearanoia) simply means really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears ; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.
Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.
by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007
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bearmeat

Any tender male morsel that might be seen as prey for a gay "bear."
Steve realized his blunder as he walked into the Blue Oyster Bar and all the men in attendance locked eyes on him as fresh bearmeat!
by digitaldevil April 16, 2009
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bearkat

A homosexual animal that comes out at night to feast on young boys. Usually a sad animal that can't get passed its ungodly looks. A.K.A. The Uglitus Faggitus
BEWARE OF BEARKAT: All that come within this vicinity will be molested...
by Jesaih March 2, 2008
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bearracoon

The strange yet beautiful occurrence when a bear and a racoon mate and produce kin.
"OMG! Did you just see that bearracoon! It just malled that hunter!"

"You don't see many bearracoons around these parts."

"That bearracoon sneaked into my tent and stole my pixi-sticks! And then it ran into a tree...Poor bearracoon."
by nolie1 July 10, 2009
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