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bearracoon 

The strange yet beautiful occurrence when a bear and a racoon mate and produce kin.
"OMG! Did you just see that bearracoon! It just malled that hunter!"

"You don't see many bearracoons around these parts."

"That bearracoon sneaked into my tent and stole my pixi-sticks! And then it ran into a tree...Poor bearracoon."
bearracoon by nolie1 July 10, 2009
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Bearcoon 

Bear - Raccoon... Bearcoons are found in deep wods and have the body of a bear but the small size and colorign of a raccoon, basically a raccoon with rabies and rage issues.
Oh My God! That Bearcoon was on my back porch eating my dogs food, i thought it was a normal raccoon then when i looked at it, it began foaming from its ears and its eyes were glowing red, he grew 65 times bigger and smacked me in the face with his paw!
Bearcoon by OfficerFavre September 19, 2009
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BARRACOOTER 

Refers to the vaginal condition of a female who has gone a tad bit longer than acceptable since washing and douching herself. A vagina referred to as not only smelling fishy but predator fishy.
Damn dude did you smell Lisa's BARRACOOTER when she walked by? She needs to hose that thing out!
BARRACOOTER by Sick MikeyG April 11, 2021

barracooter 

(noun) An extremely horny girl who enjoys taking it in the butt then biting that penis when it has finished (just as a barracuda would)
Guy: Why did you bite my penis after I fucked you in the anal cavity?
Girl: Because I am a barracooter.
barracooter by Winnie Brown November 6, 2006

Berrycoon 

a black person is more black then a black berry
that nigger is a berrycoon
Berrycoon by 47coonberry July 26, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026