read as 'bah-koi
noun
1. lowest-ranking homosexual male: the lowest of the three classes of gay men when it comes to looks, attitude, intelligence, likeability, and popularity; as opposed to the highest-rank called bading (from the Filipino phrase "bakla na may dating" meaning a gay man with appeal) and the middle-rank called bakla (the Filipino word for gay man).
2. ugly person: a person who feels like he is the most beautiful person in the world, but, in fact, is in the top 0.01% of the most ridiculous-looking creature on the planet
3. unloved person: a person who is not loved by anyone except by himself. He usually thinks he is in a relationship with someone, but in reality, the person he adores is disgusted by the mere thought of being loved by such a horrible person.
4. insulting person: a person who insults others as if he is perfect, but actually is the most imperfect person (if people are even kind enough to think that he is a human being) on the planet
origin: a portmanteau of the Filipino words "bakla" (a homosexual male) and "shokoy" (an ugly mythical underwater creature from the Philippines)
Disclaimer: Part of the origin of the word being defined is "bakla", the Filipino word for gay man, but in NO WAY does this suggest that any gay person is necessarily a bakoy. The pronoun "he" is consistenly used in the definitions, but the word can equally be used to a person of any sexual preference.
noun
1. lowest-ranking homosexual male: the lowest of the three classes of gay men when it comes to looks, attitude, intelligence, likeability, and popularity; as opposed to the highest-rank called bading (from the Filipino phrase "bakla na may dating" meaning a gay man with appeal) and the middle-rank called bakla (the Filipino word for gay man).
2. ugly person: a person who feels like he is the most beautiful person in the world, but, in fact, is in the top 0.01% of the most ridiculous-looking creature on the planet
3. unloved person: a person who is not loved by anyone except by himself. He usually thinks he is in a relationship with someone, but in reality, the person he adores is disgusted by the mere thought of being loved by such a horrible person.
4. insulting person: a person who insults others as if he is perfect, but actually is the most imperfect person (if people are even kind enough to think that he is a human being) on the planet
origin: a portmanteau of the Filipino words "bakla" (a homosexual male) and "shokoy" (an ugly mythical underwater creature from the Philippines)
Disclaimer: Part of the origin of the word being defined is "bakla", the Filipino word for gay man, but in NO WAY does this suggest that any gay person is necessarily a bakoy. The pronoun "he" is consistenly used in the definitions, but the word can equally be used to a person of any sexual preference.
(Setting: Today is the deadline for submission of assignments. There are no classes today so the math professor requires the students to submit their work by inserting it under the door of their professor's room. Two friends see from afar someone, a classmate, trying to slide a spoon under their professor's door to steal his classmates' works.)
A: He's stealing our work!
B: Oh shit! Do you know him?
A: Not really. But as far as I remember, I was assigned to check his assignment once and his answers are much worse than any sophomore math student could ever commit. My god... I can't believe someone could go that low, stealing other people's work. What an abysmal creature! Revolting! And he has the guts to call me a user when I asked one of our classmates how to solve some of the questions in our assignment! The nerves! By the way, have you seen his boyfriend?
B: Yeah. He's the missing link to humans and other primates. He seriously looks like a monkey from the zoo. And I don't like him either. His attitude stinks. He's always competitive and always annoying. I now think his boyfriend doesn't love him. His boyfriend is just using him. Since no one loves them both, they only have each other. No choice. I guess it's a match made in hell. They're a perfect match, aren't they? They are both bakoys!
A: Bloody bakoys.
A: He's stealing our work!
B: Oh shit! Do you know him?
A: Not really. But as far as I remember, I was assigned to check his assignment once and his answers are much worse than any sophomore math student could ever commit. My god... I can't believe someone could go that low, stealing other people's work. What an abysmal creature! Revolting! And he has the guts to call me a user when I asked one of our classmates how to solve some of the questions in our assignment! The nerves! By the way, have you seen his boyfriend?
B: Yeah. He's the missing link to humans and other primates. He seriously looks like a monkey from the zoo. And I don't like him either. His attitude stinks. He's always competitive and always annoying. I now think his boyfriend doesn't love him. His boyfriend is just using him. Since no one loves them both, they only have each other. No choice. I guess it's a match made in hell. They're a perfect match, aren't they? They are both bakoys!
A: Bloody bakoys.
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Origin: Calgary, Alberta. Joey Laslo, and Corey Watts.
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Nate: FUCK!
Cameron: ahahah sick beak.
Nate: FUCK!
Cameron: ahahah sick beak.
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