Beagle

Easily one of the best dog breeds, it is known for their cute floppy ears and iconic “aroo!” sound. While loud, they’re also very lovable and love playing and cuddling. All of them are good boys (or girls).

Person 1: what’s your favorite dog breed?
Person 2: the beagle!
Person 1: why?
Person 2: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That’s beagle for “they’re so cute and cuddly and playful and funny!” Well, aroo can mean just about anything depending on the beagle and the context. Really though, beagles are perfect
Person 1: wow, beagles are amazing! Aroooo!

by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023

Mediterranean Beagle

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.

Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle

Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you

by Ch0riZoh October 27, 2021

Beagle

the best dog breed in the world, its so adorable, if you hate the beagle, what the fuck is wrong with you.

(House 1) dad i love beagles
I love you son
(House 2) dad i despise beagles
im gonna go get the milk

by Mr. Beagle October 7, 2023

Beagle banger

Young guy who likes to bang older broads who's vagina is beat up to the point that it hangs to the side like a beagle with his tongue hanging out.

That dudes a beagle banger! Heard he was hanging with your mom the other day!

by Eddieeggs September 21, 2023

Beagle ears

The pattern of chafing due to your testicles rubbing against your leg

I work a 9 hour shift only to earn a set of beagle ears

by Lucky O'Toole June 4, 2022

Flock of beagles

And unusually large pack of small dogs, specifically beagles. Sometimes also called a beagle harem, these packs average in size around 42 members and are known to appear randomly in small and/or secluded locations.

*yap yap yap*
A: Damn bro, flock of beagles your neighbors or what?
B: Nah that's just the holding pen for the asian place on the corner...

by RelativeDynamic September 7, 2012

The Beagle Man

He is the beagle man.

The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.

by Owen Cerruto June 14, 2024