Blue Beacon

The stuff that falls out of your butt. Or just plainly Shit (used in a negative of Positive sense)

Oh that's the Blue Beacon right thurr.

by Mohmad (Nishil) Dickwalla December 28, 2005

The beaconsfeild

The especially heinous act of "shit fucking" and, devostating the rectum of a 40 year old plus adelaide hills woman, to the point where her rectum has turned unto a type of weir, and therfore resembles a collapsed australian mine shaft, this is also contributed to the large amount of alcohol based faeces present during the incident.

First freind: I have smashed this birds mud button so hard i left it lookin like the beaconsfeild mine , shit went everywhere i just threw the cover over it and proceeded to devostate her bowel, i tell you what it was shit lube"

Freind: what the fuck man?

by Cesspete December 6, 2017

Whites Beaconsfield

Affordable teeth whitening that gives you an abundance of confidence and causes one to be constantly smiling.

Melissa “Why are you always smiling so much?”
Rob “Whites Beaconsfield duh”

by Mizz Mog November 25, 2021

baconslag

Another word used to describe an idiot, usually followed immediately after someone does something stupid. Originally coined by Joe Stafford.

*Tom Bucher-Flynn kicks the football in to the river
Joe Stafford: "Bucher you baconslag!"
*Everyone else laughs

by TheBiggestCheese May 20, 2011

Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.

Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.

by northlondon93 October 9, 2011

beaconize

To have applied a beacon to anything. Similar to the word 'baconized' which means to have applied bacon to your anything.

Think of adding a beacon to something. Then think of adding bacon to something. Duh. That is a beaconize.

by rogerbeanmchatter November 27, 2013

Beacon Journal

(lee-kun yer-nal) n. A news paper thought to be so unreliable that school children are prohibited from using it as a source in their current events homework.

"Do you have any toilet paper?"
"No, but I just picked up today's copy of the Beacon Journal."

by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016