by CPTNGoober March 16, 2022
A person who occupies a bathroom stall and refuses to make any BM noises until the entire bathroom has been vacated. Occasionally, a bathroom ninja will even go so far as to stand on the toilet seat to avoid detection by other bathroom-goers.
Jacob hid in the shadows cast by the stall walls like a bathroom ninja until the final shitter had left the restroom.
by timr211 August 15, 2014
Something someone wrote on a bathroom wall, contrary to your typical graffiti (which you’ll see if you drive through a ghetto) bathroom graffiti is typically done with a marker or a pen rather than spray paint. Very easy to find in a public school or a gas station.
Melissa: when I was in high school, someone wrote I was a slut on the bathroom wall.
Courtney: typical bathroom graffiti.
George: in the boy’s bathroom, it was mostly just random swear words and drawings of dicks.
Courtney: typical bathroom graffiti.
George: in the boy’s bathroom, it was mostly just random swear words and drawings of dicks.
by nutella137 July 17, 2020
When you use the strong, disgusting smelling, pink soap in a public restroom; the STANK stays on your hands for the entire day.
by EarWax796 October 25, 2009
by jaimesoko November 09, 2009
The worst bathroom experience in the world. Anytime you use the bathroom at WalMart, some fat guy plops down in the adjacent stall and proceeds to empty his bowels as loudly as possible, all while breathing heavily
Oh man I'm about to shit my pants!
Well just use the restroom here!
No way, man, this is a Walmart bathroom. Anytime I'm in there some 300 pound guy in a Mountain Dew shirt comes in and blows it up
Well just use the restroom here!
No way, man, this is a Walmart bathroom. Anytime I'm in there some 300 pound guy in a Mountain Dew shirt comes in and blows it up
by bácón November 21, 2021
The bathroom in most corporate offices reserved for handicapped people, but frequently used by those without disabilities. Termed "executive" for its spacious interior and superior placement in the back of the bathroom away from colleague's offensive odors.
"Aaron frequently uses the executive bathroom, but since everyone thinks he is handicapped, nobody says anything. That and his turds stink!"
by Stanley Steamer April 20, 2007