Naval Base Secondary School

School who spends more money on artificial grass rather than fixing the broken fans that looks like its about to fall. Some teachers are honestly amazing. School filled with matrep thinking they own the world but no one takes them seriously

joining naval base secondary school?
artificial grass school?

by Naval base student August 20, 2021

second base

First is making out with tongue. If done properly, there should be no slobber on the female's face afterwards.

Second base is when a guy feels up a female's breast over clothing, under clothing, or under the bra.

Getting to third with a lady is fingering, and hitting her G spot- the bone or hard wall at the top of the inside the vagina where she is most sensitive.

Fourth or hitting home is when the guy penetrates her vagina with his member, and has sex.

Note: Third and fourth is usually done in one "run," though that run may require patience and a deeper emotional connection.

Lily (from How I Met Your Mother): *comes in with handprint on the breast area of her shirt. "It was finger-painting day at school and a 5-year-old boy got to second base with me."

by hitthatspot January 9, 2011

Base Zero

The step even before first base, holding a someones hand.

Forget first base, I haven't even reached base zero with Sarah!

by Anonymouz Bob September 12, 2010

basedsplaining

When a sigma male explains simple concepts to a sheltered beta male.

Sigma dad basedsplaining: "show them how wrong they are how pointless it is. That they can be apart of something bigger... or die"
*Weak beta son retorts*
Based sigma dad: "You wana die for this planet? FINE! Whats 17 more years. I can always start again.. make another kid

by Sugmadeck July 12, 2021

Missionary 5th base

Just like missionary position but just anal sex with the man in top.

Anal sex without doggie style, missionary 5th base.

by Good ole boy01 May 9, 2019

pandas eat their babies

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.

William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.

by hahahahahaokayyyyy April 27, 2023

Babies

A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.

Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.

Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s

"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."

by Yo boy, Stevo February 27, 2017