by Team Bald 4 lyfe October 14, 2019
Get the Bald Martin mug.A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Bald Jimmy mug.Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.
by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022
Get the bald eagle mug.Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA, August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.
Stephanie: Why didn't you just wear the skull cap on bald day?
Taylor: My mom has breast cancer so I thought I would shave my head on bald day so she knew she wasn't alone.
Taylor: My mom has breast cancer so I thought I would shave my head on bald day so she knew she wasn't alone.
by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013
Get the Bald Day mug.Phenomenon of rapid hair loss due to cancer or alopecia. Goku and Vegeta try their hardest to fight this off, but pass in trying to do so. *sir, mission failed.* *get em next time*. piccolo also has to lose his antenna, but Jiren and Saitama beat it easily because they did not have hair in the first place. Krillin, like the absolute rizzmeister he is, has reverse hairloss and grows a full head of hair (ice spice style afro), mocking the dying Vegeta the whole time (then he had sex with 18 and Bulma and Chi Chi)
Person 1: Bro you got cucked by person 3.
Person 2: Nah i got cancer I got Bald vegeta'd
Person 3: Yea i totally krillin'd him.
Person 2: Nah i got cancer I got Bald vegeta'd
Person 3: Yea i totally krillin'd him.
by BaldVegeta69 March 29, 2023
Get the Bald Vegeta mug.“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”
by hopey777 July 17, 2020
Get the bald almond mug.total asshole...bald guy with no regard to people or society..completely useless waste of fucking space...
by polarbearmike November 2, 2010
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