Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs

Ugh Evil Jordan Baldy put a shirt on

by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025

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Baldy forks

Shaved vagina

Show us ya baldy forks

by psyrollin November 7, 2019

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Hannah Baldie

hot mess
overweight bae
kidshelpline member
pornstar

Hannah Baldie is a fat shit and deserves to work at makkaz

by charlisucks October 27, 2019

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A sexy bald man that is a chad that rides bikes every day, he forces his 3 awful offspring to go on bike rides every day and his wife Kimberly hates him for it. He hates video games because of his second offspring logan recchia because he doesnt like going outside and going on bike because he plays fortnite all day and jacks off to fortnite. Baldy also goes to the beach and the public pool that is in his gated community. Baldy also own a highly successful restaurant names “seed to table vegan eatery located in venice Florida. In conclusion Baldy is a stud that forces his whole family to on bike rides around his gated community every day and he also is a pussy slayer that will steal your girl.

Bro you’re riding your bike, Baldy would be proud

by Papi James Kirk September 12, 2021

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