texas double bagger

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.

Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger

by scoot scoot September 25, 2006

D-Bagger

A statist who is obsessed with Tea Party activists and can’t get through the day without referring to anyone who disagrees with them as Teabaggers (A man that dips his scrotum and testicles into the mouth of another person. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water)).

Infamous D-Baggers are President Obama, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Eddie Schultz, Anderson Cooper.

Hey, Joe! Look at that D-Bagger protesting the Teabaggers! Those folks are infatuated with the Teabag.

by Chelsea Bucketheads August 20, 2010

Bogglegum

This is hella sticky and stoney Weed.

Dude, load the bong with some of that Bogglegum.

by Mojo Maniac August 12, 2008

Bigglesworth

A bigglesworth: a fully waxed vagina; a completely hairless pussy.

Look what you did to Mr Bigglesworth!

by DanDarePilotoftheFuture January 7, 2011

Tri-bagger

Commonly refers to the three bags of milk offered at local grocery stores and convenience stores alike, or, any product offering that comes in a 3-bag pack.

Alternatively, the act of getting teabagged by one who is born with three testicles, or getting tea-bagged by 3 people at the same time.

India: "Alfredo, pick up some milk on your way home."
Alfredo: "Sure, a carton or tri-bagger?"
India: "Definitely tri-bagger."

Alternative:
Kid with 3 balls: "I just tri-bagged your mom"

by Amarci_ano July 28, 2010

Nose Bagger

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.

1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

bargler

One who engages in the act of gargling balls.

During his days at Wingate CG was a well known bargler.

by twdubb December 13, 2009