babysitting

the act of suffocating a baby due to over stressing the babies lungs from prolongued time under some one who may be over the age of twelve or above

I was babysitting and the baby died

by Meat blender March 22, 2022

babysittin'

When you're in a cypha with your best buddies, and one of them thinks that the others are so fucked up that they won't notice that the goods are missing.

"Yo, mang, stop babysittin' on da 40, pass dat son !!!"

by handle187 November 7, 2003

Baby Sitter

A woman who loves having sex with men that have a tiny penis aka they like to sit on the baby

Jeff - "Megan is so freaking hot, man! I wish I was well endowed, I'd totally show her the goods!"

Danny - "You're in luck my friend, the chick is a total "Baby Sitter", she loves the tiny stuff!

(freeze frame high five)

by Hannukah Bush April 24, 2014

babysittin

When you're in a cypha with your best buddies, and one of them thinks that the others are so fucked up that they won't notice that the goods are missing.

"Yo, mang, stop babysitting on da 40, pass dat son !!!"

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

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by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

Babybatter

Junk that shoots out your cock at 28mph after said cock has been played with, tickled, stroked, touched, fucked, sucked...etc. etc.

Sister: Mmmm. So salty!

Man: Oh yeah! Its almost thier. Ahh, ooh, uh-huh, little more.....

Mans cock: Spraying copius amounts jizz all over the place!

Man: Thank you soooo much. That felt great! Sorry about all of the babybatter all over you. We'll have to do this again, Sis!

by lick the bag bitch August 10, 2022