Twatty Baboon

A twatty baboon is the highest and rarest type of mental retardation yet discovered on earth. The only case detected has been discovered in the United States of America, in the city of Tacoma, Washington.

I don't think I have ever seen such a high level of retardation... Robert here is a special case, he is a twatty baboon.

Twatty Baboon by Belgian Wizard of pure blood December 11, 2022

Angry Baboon 

When you have aggressive anal sex doggy style with a woman, slapping the ass cheeks causing intense redness of the behind, whilst simultaneously choking the woman to cause a blue tinge to their cheeks from lack of oxygen.

"Man, I made my bitch into an Angry Baboon last night! She wasn't pleased, so I gave her a Monkey Face to boot!"

Angry Baboon by Two Daves and Seabiscuit April 8, 2009

jibbering blue assed baboon 

A moron, a person who does not know what they are doing in there job, or in genral. A genral dunce, or hyperactive person.

He/She is a Jibbering blue assed baboon.

jibbering blue assed baboon by Yama December 8, 2005

the baboon 

Someone who likes to shit in sinks whilst hanging from the ceiling. Usually they remove ceiling tiles and find pipes to hang from.

I went for a piss in work only to find the new guy doing the baboon.

the baboon by blake57 October 26, 2011

hoeface baboon 

a bitch who is a hoe and looks like a baboon

emily shopland

hoeface baboon by kyle richards April 3, 2003

Reverse Baboon 

Another name for a Vagina

Show me your Reverse Baboon.
She had a fine Reverse Baboon.

Reverse Baboon by Harry Dickson-balls June 18, 2011

Black Baboon 

(noun) A real spear-chucker who causes problems with their outlandish comments and actions

(noun) An Uncle Tom who gets him-/herself into trouble for being a true nig nog

(noun) N-word Jim

"Fucking Ricky is such a Black Baboon; he caused such a brawl at the Black Pearl on Grand Avenue last night..."

"How many times can we bail Ted out of jail for acting like such a Black Baboon?? He is always doing crazy shit and trying to fuck niggas up dey noses..."

"Can you pass me the oar, you Black Baboon?"

Black Baboon by blorpy October 18, 2016