baboon heart

when you squeeze your sack and the balls pop out of the other side really tight and shiny and veiny. often done on bus rides

dang, azmi's baboon heart is so small!

by masturbation procrastination February 1, 2009

Baboon Butt

When you smack your girlfriends ass during sex making it red. Usually gotten while having sex doggy-style. However, Baboon Butt can be gotten any time a female's ass is slapped making it a bright red color.

Dammit, Harold you smacked my ass too hard! You gave me baboon butt, again!

by biff4tuna June 29, 2011

retarded baboon

a moron who just pissed you off

god i hate you retarded baboon!

by darkpixie666 January 17, 2006

I R Baboon

A person who chooses to ignore all common sense,using the phrase as a excuse.Drawing inspiration from the popular cartoon character I R Baboon.
Archaic-A stupid person with a red butt.

Guy 1-Weren't the oozing warts a a dead give-away??

Guy 2(itches crotch area)-Aww What the fuck,i banged her anyway...I R Baboon i guess

by Medulla Oblongata June 22, 2008

hung like a baboon

mostly British saying, funny version of "hung like a horse".

- Hey needle-dick, come over here
- Needle dick? Hey, I'm hung like a baboon!

by Jeesesskrist January 10, 2011

Dune baboon

A person between 18 and 21 from Las Vegas. They’re adults but can’t do much of anything on the strip.

Guy: Hey should we invite your brother to go to the casino with us?

Girl: No he’s only 19.
Guy: oh so he’s a dune baboon.

by jadesparkle5 March 13, 2021

Baboon-ass pussy

A vagina that has red and swollen labia, thus reassembling a baboon ass.

Wow, did you see that stripper’s “baboon-ass pussy”?

by Big J. Wells April 20, 2009