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Baboon Breakfast

A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).

It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.
Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!
by 3008 June 16, 2011
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Baboon Ass

A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...
OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"
by chicagogofan February 22, 2010
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Babover

Similar to a hangover, but comes from the kebab you ate he night before.
Guy No.1 - Awh man i was so wasted last night, all I can taste is garlic and chilli its disgusting!

Guy No.2 - Yeah dude, you've totally got a babover
by gaviano carmdog July 15, 2009
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babose

silly squirrel-like- person; runs around a lot scaring people; rabid squirrel
Shcotty was acting babose; he was running around scaring everyone and climing up trees (tall trees).
by Annie and Megan July 24, 2008
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baboon butter

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities
It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.
by CoonTastic July 23, 2014
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Baboink

When a person sells sweatshirts for a large profit
Drew baboinked the school yesterday
by Lil Juice Waverider October 18, 2017
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baboface

An extremely stupid-looking person.
Someone who is so stupid that you can only see stupidity in them.
Wow, Brian is such a baboface.
by krnbabox June 7, 2009
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