Michael Barlow

Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God

Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga

by Nigga cheese bitch November 14, 2018

Birch Barlow

That fat conservative radio guy on The Simpsons.

Birch Barlow is the fourth branch of government and the fifty first state

by Toby Da Pug February 6, 2019

Elliott Barlow

Young individual who possesses characteristics of GAYNESS and P.A. HOMOSEXUALITY.
The term is used to describe a young lad in this format with negative intentions.

Person A: "Oh hey man, what did you take for Sixth Form?"
Person B: "Media, Dance and Performing Arts."
Person A: "Lol, who are you Elliott Barlow?"
Person B: "Fuck off you cunt!"
Person A: "Cool..."

by Dr. UnoLoverChildrenSmasher May 31, 2019

3asoom bablo

World famous leader of all the mafias on planet earth. Sexy asf and father to many including the retarded xeotrap.

Oh shit it’s 3asoom bablo! I heard he owes the IRS 87 billion USD in unpaid taxes!

by Zely November 21, 2021

3asoom bablo

Sexy ass mf with da 2 meter defeater. Leader of all mafias on the planet and father to many including the retarded xeotrap.

OMG! LOOK! ITS 3ASOOM BABLO! I HEARD THAT HE OWES THE IRS 89 BILLION USD IN UNPAID TAXES! THANK GOD HIS RETARDED UGLY SON XEOTRAP ISNT HERE!

by Zely November 21, 2021

Trinity Barlow

A fucking retard of a human that is dyslexic and half-deaf.

Teacher:Trinity Barlow can you read to the class
Trinity:I'm dyslexic you cunt

by Akali ^-^ May 25, 2022

Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022