When you think about yourself and your fake friends more than your kids.
Years tend to go by and no
one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.
This is a sad day for many when
Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.
Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.
Palmer: Why has
nobody married
Kristy?
Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!
Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the
bar life is got you by the balls.