australian drunk 

One step away from being hospitalised.

Bob: Man, I woke up this morning on somebody's front lawn, 3 blocks away.
Barry: That's what you get for getting Australian drunk.

australian drunk by 75966r3 May 3, 2008

Australian Style 

A sex position originally from Australia in which both partners are upside down on the stairs in hand stand position with the male on a lower stair. The man then inserts his penis into the woman's ear and starts intercourse.

"jee mate. I heard Brett did it with Courtney Australian style!"

"Well you know what they say,"Everthings backwards in Australia!""

Australian Style by Quinrek Barmour January 8, 2012

Australian Kiss 

Giving a girl oral sex. Like a French Kiss, but down under.

My girlfriend always keeps herself nicely shaved... probably cause she likes my Australian Kisses.

Australian Kiss by gvillezack January 2, 2009

Australian cleavage 

Exposed skin on the "down under" side of the breast such as under an extremely short crop top.

The article was in the issue with Scarlett Johansson's Australian cleavage on the cover.

Australian cleavage by Swinglow June 1, 2006

Australian Catapult 

When mdma in pill form is placed around halfway down the tip of the penis, after which, oral sex is performed on the male, so that as he ejaculates the mdma into his partner's mouth and they trip balls.

Man 1: Did you know Australia has the highest use of mdma per capita?
Man 2: Yeah it also has the highest use of Australian Catapults per capita.

Woman 1: Ooo did you and Darren get naughty last night?
Woman 2: Sure did. Gave him the old Australian Catapult.

Australian Catapult by maxwellfishwell March 3, 2019

Australian crystal 

A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.

Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.

Australian crystal by Arschlöchli March 12, 2008

Australian Fireblaze 

The act of farting and queefing repeatedly under a blanket and trapping someone under it for them to smell your bodily gas and fluids.

Kerri: {farting and queefing} ... hehehehee!
Lauren: Kerri, what was that?
Kerri: Oh, I'm just brewing an Australian Fireblaze under my blanket for Anna when she wakes up.

Australian Fireblaze by ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011