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Definitions by gvillezack

Gone Hiking 

To cheat on your girlfriend, fiancé, or wife.

- Taken from the announcement that South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford cheated on his wife with a girl from Argentina, while his staff told the media that he had "gone hiking" in the Appalachian Trails.
Mark: Jenny is on the rag, can you cover for me while I go visit my other girl?

Tim: Sure, I'll just tell her you have gone hiking.
Gone Hiking by gvillezack June 24, 2009

Australian Kiss 

Giving a girl oral sex. Like a French Kiss, but down under.
My girlfriend always keeps herself nicely shaved... probably cause she likes my Australian Kisses.
Australian Kiss by gvillezack January 2, 2009

Texecution 

Death Penalty given by the state of Texas.
George Bush was Governor of Texas for 152 Texecutions.
Texecution by gvillezack January 2, 2009
Word of the Day on October 23, 2014