Weird as a monkey's beard 

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

Weird as a monkey's beard by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

Humid as a Hare's Ass 

A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.

Red: Damn, it's humid as a hare's ass out here! Must be gettin' ready to rain soon!

Humid as a Hare's Ass by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 6, 2025

Clean as a Cuckoo’s nest

When one cleans up by putting their mess on someone else

The dad saw that Zara had cleaned her room by putting all her toys and mess in her sister’s room. The dad said, Zara, your room is as clean as a cuckoo’s nest.

Clean as a Cuckoo’s nest by Kimster2025 March 8, 2026

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! by Breadcat February 10, 2021

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

It’s the end of the world as we know it

And i feel fine

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeee”

It’s the end of the world as we know it by FoxCat Man December 12, 2019

That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top 

1. The phrase that should replace "that's so gay" to avoid upsetting Hillary Duff

2. Suggests that all fashion-challenged people are homosexuals

Girl 1:"Do you like this top?"
Girl 2:"That's so gay"
*Hillary Duff walks in*
Duffy:"LIKE OMG! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY NOT SAY THAT!" "How would you like it if I said that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top?!"
Girl 2:"But why? We're lesbians..."
Girl 1:*cries*

Sponsored by the "Think Before You Make Gay Commercials Foundation"

Because being a fashion victim should not be synonymous with being gay.

That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top by Liberator13th January 22, 2009