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arsony

The act of stealing fire or the theft of a inflammable object engulfed in flames at the time of robbery.
"Hey Bill, did you hear on the news today?! Some gimp committed arsony at the campfire expo in Saskatchewan," said Fred.
by Rochambeau January 25, 2010
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arsenaling

Leading till the end and slipping up at the last moment.
They're arsenaling this season.
by Futpro August 16, 2016
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climate arsonist

A term popularized by Joe Biden which refers to a person in power who abdicates their responsibility to acknowledge climate change and make changes that are needed, thereby becoming complicit in the widespread fires.
Let’s rally ‘round this buffoon of a climate arsonist and watch the entire US go up in flames!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2020
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arson

A good hobby to take up.
Dodger: Hey man, I'm bored, what do you wanna do?
Me: Eh, let's commit arson.
Dodger: We did that last week, but I guess it's something that never grows old.
by ElleyChaos January 1, 2004
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Arsonist

The girl tried to start nonviolent protests, but arsonists were as violent as they come, so the protests were never really nonviolent in nature. Being as much of an arsonist as she was an activist, its fortunate she didn't get anybody at the protest hurt or killed with her actions (especially the protesters who didn't know their fellow protestor was an arsonist, something that was well hidden from them).
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019
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Arson

When you decide to go to a place with one of your dumbass friends, usually named steven. And get a fucking flamethrower and blow the motherfucking bathroom up. You then get your friends to bail your dumbass out of jail.
I'm going to commit fucking arson with a homemade flamethrower.
by Flamethrower blasting fire guy November 7, 2022
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Anal arson

A criminal act, mostly popular in Formby (Merseyside, UK) that involves pulling down ones trousers and setting their arsehole on fire using a lighter or two sticks rubbed vigorously together. Although with the latter, a large amount of patience and luck is required. For the hardcore only.

Charges for this crime are a slap on the wrist for a man and a slap on the behind for a lady. Repeated offenders are placed in stocks in Formby village to get eagerly penetrated by passing perverts.
The first time this crime was publicly known was round the time of the infamous 'Formby Chapel Lane Slayings' in early 1956. It wasn't until March 20th 1956 that this crime was first noticed. It was a strange day in the quiet village of Formby as the then, Rev. N Demp-C recalls. The air was thick with the smoke and smog of the fires alight in the aftermath of the Slayings. Rev Demp-C remembers it as though it was yesterday because it was his brother AL-en that had been charged with the crime of Anal Arson. AL-en then a member of the prestigious Formby Royal Luncheon Club, and an avid Santa and the Carol wagon star, was lead to the stocks in the square. After a few brief words from the town Mayor the Rev Demp-C and his wife. He was perved on for 17 days straight by various perverts of the town. During his time in the stocks he also received several spankings and other attempts of Anal Arson to his bare behind.
by Shentyloaf December 4, 2013
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