wrap your head around

to figure it out

“why can’t you wrap your head around the fact i don’t like you!!”

by mackoronincheese December 29, 2021

America is centered around

Look it up on Bing

Gerald: Hey! Look up "America is centered around" on Bing!
Goldstein: I just did! It is correct.

by TheGigachadJew6Million April 13, 2022

Flop Around Fish

A non-erect penis while wearing a condom.

Chick 1: Hey lets have sex
Dude 1: Girl, you so ugly you gave me a flop around fish

by Sotaku22 May 16, 2009

Throwing the cat around

Off hand reference to a girl slutting around, esp on the rebound.

After her divorce, mary threw the cat around like a college girl on spring break

by mac September 13, 2004

a potato flew around my room before you came

A potato flying around your room.
Or
Potato is mistaken for "tornado" in the song " thinking bout' you" by Frank Ocean.

Vine related

-Igsophiee | IG

-did you see my potato?
-well..., a potato flew around my room before you came, exuse the mess it made, it usually dosen't rain...

by Sophietooturnt November 22, 2014

Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens

A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.

"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

derping around

1. Verb - Aimlessly wandering when you could have been doing something useful.

1. Derp: Hey man, what were u doing in the market?
Herp: Nothing man. I was just derping around.

2. Mom: Stop derping around on Facebook and study.
Son: Shut up, woman.
Mom: WHAT DID U SAY??? Herp derp.. blah blah.. blah blah.... No XBox for a week.

Son: Okay...

by gunslingerpro January 23, 2012