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Another great cruel sex move! This one is from Ontario, Canada:
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!
Humiliated, Suzy dumped Billy shortly after he gave her the false advertisement.
by Randy Young May 13, 2005
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Bromotional Advertisment

An e-mail that is distributed between a group of freinds requesting them to attend a sporting event and /or party.
Chuck- Hey man did you get the Bromotional Advertisment for poker Saturday.

Tom- Yeah man he copied everyone on it.
by gimpfeet August 26, 2009
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the adverts on the site

the adverts on this site are pervy...
to see the adverts on the site look to ur right ----> or if ur a freak left <--------
by a non believer October 20, 2011
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pays to advertise

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.
Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
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Angertude

Giving oneself another dimension to one's "attitude" through the emotion of anger.
Dude, do not bring that "angertude" of yours around me!
by precaryus June 11, 2011
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False Advertisement

False Advertisement is when you pay for something and get something other than what you paid for.
I ordered a toaster from ebay and recieved a microwave. Then I contacted the guy who advertised it and he said "sorry false advertisement".
by James Zerelle March 6, 2010
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alverthorpe

a small vilage in wakefield where loads o chavs hang around not much there but nice posh place lol
alverthorpe is a small village on the edge of wakefield in west yorkshire in england
by 1999999999999 April 30, 2008
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