Amish Handyman

Someone giving a handjob during a power outage, when there's nothing else to do.

"Shit, the lights went out. Who wants to be my Amish Handyman?" Jeff exclaimed. "Go with Christ."

by Fobill April 22, 2010

amit

Extremely good looking man. Super attractive. Very well endowded and amazingly talented in bed.

I hooked up with this guy last night he is soooo Amit, I cant wait to hook up with him again!!

by hornychick August 21, 2006

Amitai

Eternal badass and the greatest being in the universe. AKA god.

who the hell do you think you are? Amitai?

by platipus January 22, 2008

amish plow

When having sex from behind, in the "doggie" position, you knock a girls arms out from under her and pull them back above her head, smacking her head against the floor and making her into a virtual plow.

(Walking around while in this position is optional)

Last night me and Becky were having sex and I pulled the amish plow! I'll never see HER again!

by AXiD July 28, 2004

Amish popper

The Amish will put out an add in the paper looking for males to render semen for impregnate females. The male must do so with sheet covering the female from the waist up. Also, the local pastor would be present to observe. The goal is to diversify genetics without keeping the male around. Basically a sperm bank the Amish way. The males that do so are nick-named Amish poppers.

Josh earn his Amish popper tab this weekend!

by Willie120 March 23, 2010

Amish Threesome

Sex between a man, a woman and a sheep. Amish women are known to have so many children that their vaginas get stretched out so much they can no longer provide their husbands with satisfying intercourse. Amish men do not like to have sex with other women outside of their marriage so in 1879 Zebidiah Grimes discovered that a sheeps vagina is very similar to a woman's vagina. In the spirit of still keeping his wife satisfied, he brought the sheep into the bedroom and poured honey onto her pussy and while having sex with the sheep, the sheep would eat out his wife. This " Amish Threesome" has saved thousands of marriages over the years. It is recommended that the woman completely shave their crotch since sheep sometimes nibble at the hair thinking it is oats.

My wife's pussy is so loose that I bought a sheep and some honey and I am going to have an "Amish Threesome" tonight!!!

by The Edge (BWW) June 21, 2014

Going Amish

To be without internet access for a time period, either from not being around a computer or not having a connection on the one you have.

"I will have to reply to you tomorrow; I didn't pay my internet bill so I am going Amish at home."

by Gorilla2009 October 21, 2008