Someone who cant point where China is on the world map
Someone who cant
name all 5 members of the UN Security Coucil
Someone who cant name all G20 members
Someone from a country that makes the best movies in the world.
Someone who loves spending tons of
money on cheap
fake products imported from China that imitates their own country'
s product
Someone who redefines individualism and takes it to the next level
Someone from a country with the hottest chicks in the world but somehow settles for lesser chicks in some poor third world countries
Someone who shares the same birthplace as Miley
Cyrus
German: Guten Tag, ich heisse Schmitz.
American: .... Wassup!
German: Wie heissen Sie?
American: ....
err, wassup?
American: Where are you from?
Indonesian: Im from Indonesia
American: Oh. Where is that?
Indonesian: You know Bali?
American: YEAH. So Indonesia is like in Bali?
Indonesian: -_-" No. Bali is in Indonesia.
Indian:
Name a country that starts with 'A'
AMerican: America!
Indian: Im from
Asia
American: No youre not. you dont look
asianAmerican: THe Capital city of
Asia is China
At "Global Young Leaders" Conference in New York, 2007
American: SO how do you connect to the outside world? Do you have the internet? Do you know what internet is?
Do you live in mudhuts?
Indonesian: Oh so thats what you call the thing you connect to from my blackberry.
American: Whats a blackberry?
Indonesian: Its like an iPhone but better
American: REALLY? do they have it in the mall? Do you know what a mall is?
Annoyed Indonesian: Yes. WE have more malls in Jakarta than the entire state of california
AMerican: Where is Jakarta
Annoyed Indonesian: *turns and walk towards the
british*