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No Algebra for Florida

A bill proposed by hardcore Trumpublican or white supremacist Floridians who want to ban the “Algebra for all” reform programme, because they unspokenly reasoned that if more non-white high-school and college students were given the opportunity to study algebra, it would make it harder for symbols-allergic white natives to secure decent jobs upon graduation.
To prevent algebra from becoming a stumbling block, which would limit millions of white blue-collar workers’ career opportunities, Trump Institute of Education, which is a 30-minute drive from Mar-a-Lago, would make algebra an optional course module for its new students—they bigly support the “No Algebra for Florida” bill in the name of “mathematical equality” for all races.
by Covido April 28, 2022
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chinese algebra

Very "hard" or complex math
"I'm gettin' harder than chinese algebra"
Line by Tom Waits from "Pasties and a G-string" off Small Change
by jellybell October 20, 2007
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boolean algebra

The only subject in which 1+1 = 1 and you should be convinced.
EX.1

Person1: Jack got F in last exam. The professor says he added 1+ 1 =2

Person2: WHAT A FOOL.

EX.2
Person 1: 1+1 = 1 hhhhhh

Person 2: That's Boolean algebra -,-
by UrbanDic??! February 12, 2017
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The Algebra Annihilation

The act of gathering all of your notebooks, pencils, and rulers and proceeding to bludgeon the woman's mountain valley until the cops. afterwards, you should gangbanging all of the men in the jail

May only be conducted within Algebra class
person 1: hey, you heard what happened in algebra class?
person 2: I heard someone performed "The Algebra Annihilation"
by jackharlowisnice47 January 29, 2022
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algebra nation

A piece of shit website that "teaches algebra" but instead it face fucks you so hard that your mind explodes into millions of tiny pieces.
person 1: Hey do you know how to do the algebra nation homework?
person 2: nah man if i tried my hole fucking head would explode
by noyou12345432 June 5, 2018
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chinese algebra

shit son, when i was makin out with jenny i was harder than chinese algebra
by Anonymous March 6, 2003
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Trump Algebra

Equations that are derived from Donald J. Trump’s irrational or unethical logic, which generally defy conventional algebra rules. For example, based on the twice-impeached president’s collusion and insurrection, we could formulate the following counterintuitive relationships:
Republicans: “Two impeachment wrongs don’t make a right”—when (–) × (–) = (–).
Democrats: “Two impeachment rights do make a wrong”—when (+) × (+) = (–).
Trump algebra falls under what we call “negative math,” when it’s not axiomatically incorrect for the product of two positives to be a negative, or for the product of two negatives to be still a negative.
by MathPlus January 13, 2021
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