political agnostic

One who is a registered voter and politically informed, but is basically indifferent and non-committal toward the popular political parties (Democrat or Republican in the US). Probably believes that the political parties are so ideologically similar and so mired in their own bureaucracy that they have outlived their usefulness. Voting straight-ticket out of allegiance to a political party would be considered heresy.

"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"

"Neither, I'm a political agnostic."

by jugrock44 February 17, 2010

agnostic theist

A person who believes in the existence of God but could not prove the existence of God or even be proved of the existence of God. May not even claim to know the properties of the God such as what it does or it's appearance or what this creator is composed of or originated from. Doesn't know about God but believes in a God just by choosing to but usually rejects known religion as proof of God.

Joe bloggs is an Agnostic theist

by urbanunknown July 5, 2014

Agnostic Code

We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exists. They COULD. Then again there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. Can we be CERTAIN there isn't? NO, so it's pointless to talk about it.

Faith. Love. God. Who knows. This is the Agnostic Code.

by Dancing with Fire July 22, 2012

conditional agnostic

a person who practices agnosticism until his/her death is imminent; at which time he/she embraces all religions and divine beings thereof

My devout conditional agnostic uncle used to say, “God grant me the serenity to put-up with these holy rollers,” but when he was dying, he had ecclesiastic types coming and going for days.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2011

Agnostic

1. A belief something (such as a deity) is unknowable.

2. An ignoramus that conflates facts and opinion, has little understanding of linguistics/etymology, and thinks it's modest whilst stereotyping.

"""Agnostic""": "Unlike you idiots, we agnostics don't care about religion."
Atheist: "That's apatheism."

by I Don'tCare September 9, 2019

Agnostic

People who do not want to commit to a religion or atheism, but realise religion is for idiots and pedophiles.

So they become pussy atheists.

"I've decided I'm agnostic because I don't want to believe my relatives fucked chimpanzee's"

by DikinBalz September 14, 2014

agnostic atheist

A person who holds the view that the existence of a deity cannot be proven nor disproven, but personally leans towards the idea of there not being one. In this case, agnostic is an adjective. "Atheist" has to do with belief, and "agnostic" has to do with knowledge. Two completely different animals, but can be applied to each other. Basically, a person who doesn't know and doesn't believe.

Guy: So what are your religious views?
Agnostic atheist: I'm an agnostic.
Guy: So you're just a pussy atheist?
Agnostic atheist: No, you idiot. I'm an atheist, too. I'm an atheistic agnostic, or an agnostic atheist.
Guy: Huh??

by Mswordx23 November 22, 2009