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Agitator

A person who shares a house, apartment, dorm, or room with others and is by nature opposed to domestic tranquility. He or she demonstrates a compulsive need to disturb the peace by pissing other people off. This is usually because he or she derives pleasure from sowing discord or just messing with someone's head. As a result, this kind of person will frequently target easily goaded individuals, and the pussy-bitch is its natural prey. This person is sometimes referred to as a dick or douche.
David: What was all that yelling about?
Aidan: Matt was bitching at me for not bolting the front door when it's dark out. I told him I would do it, but I also said that he was a pussy-bitch for wanting me to do it. The one lock works just as well.
David: Your a God damn agitator! If you were going to bolt the door why did you have to rile him up like that?
Aidan: I had to...I really enjoy pissing him off.
David: Fucking agitator...You're a bitch.
Aidan: Whore...
by DeCarr87 October 29, 2007
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Police Agitator

African American involved in looting, rioting, or any other form of "peaceful protest"
Paul: Bassem got his phone stolen during the riot last night, while on stream. He's claiming it was a police agitator.
Paul #2: lel what a faggot, fuck that guy
by ThomBom November 25, 2014
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agico

a person that is very agitative, a middle name especially for azn girls that are perverted, preferably agico or calico as middle name
"Sophi Agico Lamb" Middle Name use
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agitated ovaries

The female equivalent to the male blue balls. The feeling that a woman's girlie bits will be deprived of yet another opportunity to make contact with boy bits
She was all a quiver thinking she was meeting Mr Denton. When he flaked, her agitated ovaries began making decisions to get her laid.
by ellelo May 19, 2014
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Agile Mind and chill

When you have sex while working on your math homework on Agile Mind.
Guy 1: Come over to my house so we can work on our homework.

Guy 2: Can we Agile Mind and chill?

Guy 1: Hell ya.
by Xx.rose222 September 11, 2016
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Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.
31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”
by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019
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Aging Beauty

Women who were very beautiful in their youth, and are struggling to keep their youthful beauty despite growing old. Typically in her 40s or 50s, an aging beauty pays many visits to her plastic surgeon for Botox, fillers, and more, in order to keep a youthful appearance. Her validation comes from being considered beautiful from others. She may be depressed that she is growing old, and that soon, fillers and Botox will not maintain her beauty anymore.
“What did you think of Alicia when you met her at that party yesterday?”

“She’s okay, she seemed like a cool aging beauty”
by ilovecottoncandy January 3, 2020
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