dick ache

the kind of ache that you feel in your dick when you have an extensive fuck session of rough vigorous sex or prolonged sex, leaves you unable to sit, walk or piss properly for a while
I dicked her down last night, her pussy can still feel my dick. But I realise I've got a dick ache too. Haha. Can still feel her tight grip.
by Johnwick98 January 20, 2022
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bitch ache

chris is a bitch ache to me everyday, he is a bitch” -bobbi
by teeters43 January 23, 2018
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lady ache

Lady ache - the pain resulting from the shedding of the uterine lining, happens periodically to ladies and often causes quite an ache. Also known as girlie guts.
Sorry Miss I can't do PE today, I've got lady ache.

Sorry boss can't make it into work today got terrible lady ache!

No sex tonight darling, got lady ache.
by Amleth January 09, 2010
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Mooncake Ache

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.
Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods
by Mystery Assassin February 06, 2019
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belly aching

V. to complain, to "pitch a fit". Mainly only used in the gerund.
*"I don't belly ache" instead-
"I ain't belly aching"
Coloquial term used in the southern rural areas of the US, (possibly other areas?)
"Quit che belly achin' an' complainin', bauw!"
"I ain't doin' it mama."
by JRW March 01, 2005
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ach schnappt

A direct and inaccurate translation of the English phrase, "Oh, snap!" Used often as a joke in German Language Classes.
Person A: Wir haben keine mehr!
Person B: Ach schnappt!
by GRANOLA. March 05, 2010
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chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode
Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!
by Hosethedaddy January 28, 2016
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