When you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and witness the illusion that your abs are toned, which quickly fades away as soon you eat a bagel and have a cup of coffee.
::wakes up in the morning.. looks into mirror::
me: Damn... I'm lookin' sexy ::flexes:: OOOH YEA!
::later in the day::
Me: Damnit... I need to work out.. damn allusive deceitful morning abs..
me: Damn... I'm lookin' sexy ::flexes:: OOOH YEA!
::later in the day::
Me: Damnit... I need to work out.. damn allusive deceitful morning abs..
by I'mboredatwork November 17, 2009
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(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5 is a line of code that can be pasted into google and stuff happens.Copy-paste this: (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
by WrySquirrel3069 May 12, 2020
Get the (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5 mug.When you have a six-pack and it's obvious that it isn't just some ordinary well worked out six-pack. These packs means it seriously.
Some times people claim that serious abs might get so serious that the whole back muscle area becomes totally out of influence because of the extreme abdominal power.
When your abs reach that certain point where they become serious they might develop their own requirements, such as; a special diet, to be flexed frequently and shown off in front of people or even become unsatisfied when someone touches them.
Serious abs are pussy-magnets, but in a much more serious way. Don't mess with them unless you got 'em!
Some times people claim that serious abs might get so serious that the whole back muscle area becomes totally out of influence because of the extreme abdominal power.
When your abs reach that certain point where they become serious they might develop their own requirements, such as; a special diet, to be flexed frequently and shown off in front of people or even become unsatisfied when someone touches them.
Serious abs are pussy-magnets, but in a much more serious way. Don't mess with them unless you got 'em!
- Oh... My... God... Did you just see those abs. That's probably the hottest man alive!!!
- Yeah, that's some serious abs.
- Yeah, that's some serious abs.
by SwaggerBomb April 30, 2010
Get the Serious Abs mug.an abdominal condition in which one's abs can only be seen if in the flexed position or state, then disappear when relaxed.
Man, I think I need to start reducing my beer intake, or switch over to the light calorie crap; my six pack is now their substandard version of peekaboo-abs!
by YumiSpewns October 14, 2011
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by Takes balls to go by "Dick" March 4, 2011
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He works at the market by delivering fish on retail sellers. He eats too much carbs but he got really nice poverty abs.
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