The Abel Special

When you tickle a girl’s clit with you magnificent mustache/beard combo
by LilHomeInvasion June 7, 2018
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Abel Makkonen Tespussy

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carrier, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in a bounce, in the pool, in the garden, BENT OVER, against the window, most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, era ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets SOAKED, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts (shots), hair ripping, show stopping,
When someone looks so fine they look like a daddy you can call them an Abel Makkonen Tespussy, since he is literally the definition of attraction and a hot daddy <3. XOXO (love the dad bod, put it on me =)
by abelssecretho March 4, 2025
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Abel

Abel is daddy. He’s sexy, and a good ass friend. He is also a babe for all the babes, just like Michael. He also is athletic and kind
Girl: is that Abel?
Abel: yeah, who tf do u think looks this good? 🤨
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Abel Sebastian

A man with great taste. Literally.
Abel Sebastian is sucker for big big integral
by SuckerForAbelSebastian February 28, 2022
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Abel

A stud who fucks girls in the ass backwards.
by Abel Johnson June 12, 2022
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Abel-the-doorbell

Abel-the-doorbell is one of my friends on Gamejolt, known for the "If I follow you, you are a simp" display name. She has accumulated 1.1k+ followers (as of the time of writing this) on Gamejolt. Abel is really nice and people should talk to her more!
You know how Abel-the-doorbell followed 3k+ people?
by Cassie.PNG June 2, 2022
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