Asian 

A person who enjoys rice, mathematics, and carries no more than 1 1/4 of in inch. Also has slanted eyes.

Woah dude that's a lot of rice, are you asian?

Your dick is small, wait.. are you.. asain?!

Asian by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Asian 

People with families discover that if they miss too many test answers without activity, they may no longer be "Asians." They may be "B'sians."

- That guy is an Asian student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology because the school is an active place and so is well suited for action-types, not intellectual types.

Asian by LawOfAsians July 4, 2022

Asian 

Mother comes and gives the flipper. Usually because of a bad grade in school.

Jimmy: AHH FUK I GOT A C+ IN SCHOOL
Mother: I ma about to asian this motherfucker

Asian by the_asian_pro September 25, 2022

asian 

chinese, japanese, korean

Chinese/Japanese/Korean Person: I am asian from squid gameching chong ching chong

asian by chigga931 November 4, 2022

asian 

people who come from asia, duh

He's sucking asian

asian by BladeX123uWu December 18, 2022

asian 

The race with the hottest girls.

Woah did you see that asian girl Erika over there? She's beautiful.

asian by tonkatsusoba March 10, 2023

Asian 

Really hot guys that you will never have because they are too good for you so all you can do is be in denial and watch as they get taken by another girl.

Friend 1: Bro. Did you see that new guy? He is so hot!

Friend 2: Ya. He IS really hot! He is also Asian.

You: Hold up. Is he they guy I used to be friends with?

Friend 1: Ya. Sucks for you tho. He got a total glow up and now is HOT.

Friend 2: Imagine. Just imagine.

Asian by I like hot Asian guys. Not you April 21, 2023