Pursed amendment

When a you buy a woman a Louis Vuitton, she's got to give it up.

You bought me an LV, Let's go fuck. It's the pursed amendment

by Andy the pirate June 13, 2021

eighteenth amendmenting

When one wants to stay sober for a given period of time

nah man, im eighteenth amendmenting for the night

by Posterboy69 April 21, 2010

123rd Amendment

States that Joshua can never leave Catherine and that they will be together forever

Ashley: how are you and Joshua??
Catherine: Good and plus he can never leave because of the 123rd amendment

by Violet Scott January 10, 2022

28th Amendment

You can't out pizza the hut.

Me: Let's make homemade pizza.
My friend: Ok, but remember the 28th Amendment.

by getthefuckoutofmywayufuckinhoe February 27, 2020

28th amendment

the amendment that allows the act of slavery inside

i commend the 28th amendment at that african male

by Pickle mickle April 7, 2021

Amendment :3

Section 1. Any individual who uses the text symbol “:3” in written communication shall be deemed cute.

Section 2. For the purposes of this Amendment, “:3” is defined as a text symbol depicting a smiling face with a playful or affectionate expression, often used in digital communication to convey feelings of warmth, joy, or endearment.

Section 3. This Amendment shall be implemented in the spirit of kindness and positive expression, recognizing that the use of “:3” signifies an attempt to spread happiness and good cheer in communication.

Section 4. No laws, regulations, or interpretations shall contradict or undermine the spirit of this Amendment, which is to promote a culture of friendliness and appreciation among individuals.

Person A: I'm not cute :3
Person B: According to Amendment :3, you are cute.

by NateVRC July 18, 2024

13th amendment

Coerced labor is right! I'm also being surveilled and harassed! I'm going to have to murder one of your kids or something because if I'm not going to get rights then I'm sure as hell not going to let your kids get them!

Hym "My 13th amendment right not to have my labor coerced labor. You're stealing my intellectual property to try and make work more than I have to uunder the auspices of some sort of obligation to society and I'm not going to do it. And manipulation? Yeah, if weaponized schizophrenia and laundering off my digital identity (that is literally and exaggeration of my actual identity under a pseudonym that is a riddle to which is the solution to my name) isn't manipulation and hiding my identification that I don't know what it is. But clearly the only solution is CHILD MURDERED. Child Murder is with good and will solve my problem immediately! Unless... Do anyone else have any other ideas that don't involve either letting them steal it, asking, working, or doing anything other than this? Because I refuse to do any of those! No? So child murder it is, I guess. If I think of something else that will result in me getting the credit and the money without having to listen to YouTube shit-heads and perform their delusional worldviews I'll let you know. But unless someone else comes up with another idea as to how I'm going to get the credit and the money and then come here to where I am to give me that credit and money I guess I'll just have to do a child murder.... Yep."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025