flapper patrol

trolling for fat chicks at the bar

Me and my bros were at koots bar on flapper patrol

by Alaskan fat chck killa August 8, 2010

Flapper Bitch

A loud(usually fat), annoying bitchy female.
The proper term when bitch, whore, slut and even cunt don't quite cut it.

Friend - "Jesus! That chick needs to learn how to shut the fuck up!"
Me - "What a flapper bitch!"

by Ryuchi July 20, 2008

Salty Flapper

The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.

Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.

by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

crap flapper

One who masterbates in his/her own fecal excretions; usually someone with mental retardations or an individual who has problems with standard/orthodox masterbation.

"Hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?"

"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."

"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."

by Frankinsense July 16, 2008

Dick Flapper

Another form of telling a person to shut up

Tom Ferrera keeps running his dick flapper...

by hotness12345 January 22, 2009

Flapper Dapper

Another word or less offensive term for a small dick.
A little weenier

Stacy- "hey mary did you hear that ed has a flapper dapper?"

Mary- "yeah what a shame"

by balnboy February 25, 2009

Muff Flapper

A muff aka pussy that gets fucked so hard that its lips flap wildly

Todd pounded April good, her vagina turned into a muff flapper and her lips were clapping for joy

by muff flap June 3, 2015