by Alaskan fat chck killa August 8, 2010

A loud(usually fat), annoying bitchy female.
The proper term when bitch, whore, slut and even cunt don't quite cut it.
The proper term when bitch, whore, slut and even cunt don't quite cut it.
by Ryuchi July 20, 2008

The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.
Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

One who masterbates in his/her own fecal excretions; usually someone with mental retardations or an individual who has problems with standard/orthodox masterbation.
"Hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?"
"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."
"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."
"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."
"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."
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