by SmoothJazzStops April 16, 2020
Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson
by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021
They type of boy who has liked a girl for years but is too scared to ask her out while at the same time getting offended when someone memes her as if they're dating. This type of boy also stays home to nurse a headache and play games and jerk off. Also the kind of boy to talk about his trash job at a gym
by Goul_fieri October 26, 2017
by Soggybreadnuggets September 14, 2019
by Lofus69 February 20, 2018
Adjective-
A gossip-hungry person who is still in love with a man who goes to her old school, but is starting to get bored with him so she resorts to juniors.
A gossip-hungry person who is still in love with a man who goes to her old school, but is starting to get bored with him so she resorts to juniors.
Man #1- I thought she still likes joe
Man #2- No she is hooking up with this junior now
Man #1- God, she is such a Carson
Man #2- No she is hooking up with this junior now
Man #1- God, she is such a Carson
by dancingdonuts December 18, 2008