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Schnitzel day

The 'Schnitzel day' celebrated on May 11th, is a local holiday celebrated in the wet dream cafe.

On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.
Person A: I can't wait for Schnitzel day this year
Person B: Me neither, it's my favourite holiday
by Aveyond May 11, 2022
mugGet the Schnitzel daymug.

nonshit schnitzeled

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.
Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.
by el capitano! October 4, 2018
mugGet the nonshit schnitzeledmug.

Schnitzel Wurst

The act of interrupting the intercourse, which takes place in a sandy area (I.e beach, playground etc), in order to coat the genitals of the male in sand and then continue the coitus.
George 22

"I like long walks on the beach after giving the good ol' schnitzel wurst"
by The good listener July 27, 2019
mugGet the Schnitzel Wurstmug.

Green Schnitzel

Using a cooked sausage as a cannabis pipe.
Bro 1- This family BBQ is cool.

Bro 2- Yeah man, I just toked up a green schnitzel.
by Kuruptos December 24, 2014
mugGet the Green Schnitzelmug.

Dirty Schnitzel

The German version of a Dirty Sanchez, whereby the giver makes a singular vertical swipe down the booger trough of the victim. The victim must give the Heil Hitler salute after receiving the dirty deed.
Vicki used her Big Icky strap-on last night on Scott then gave him the Dirty Schnitzel. For being a Nazi he sure is a bitch.
by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024
mugGet the Dirty Schnitzelmug.

Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.
Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!
by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010
mugGet the Schnitzel Titsmug.

Schnitzel

ARE YOU A MAN OR A SCHNITZEL!?”
-Mr. Doofenshmirtz
by Lluma July 6, 2021
mugGet the Schnitzelmug.

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