Gandalfing

The art of talking out of your arse and lying about every single thing. It is also the art of heavily breathing down a microphone regardless of how many times someone asks you to stop.

Someone says - "My grandad blew away in a tent"

One is to respond with - "that is bullshit. You are gandalfing"

by ThunderFox69 December 17, 2017

gandalfism

the metamorphosis of a person in a mature and wise state

"Boh had a lot of things to deal with lately. He went through gandalfism."

by chopinhower December 22, 2016

Pull a Gandalf

To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'

"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"

by BigDawgJ September 4, 2021

Gandalf

Randolph Clarke

Pete- Gandalf get back in the class
TJ- *laughs hysterically*

by teejus December 29, 2021

Small Gandalf

Wimpy ass fucking bitch. 1 cm cock. No bitches. Gets no head either. He do got a big ass tho

“Yo Small Gandalf is such a pussy I swear”

“I know right!”

by KonoDioDa_ April 24, 2022

The gandalf

Sex act in which the male is pulled around by his beard while blocking her passage.

My girlfriend gave me the gandalf.

by Sbmetalhead August 8, 2018

Gandalf

Acronym:

Got

A

Nice
Dick

And

Loves

Fuckin'

"My boyfriend is so hung and horny all the time. He's such a Gandalf."

by nicky7282 October 23, 2020