fart in a skillet

When someone is so hyper they just can not stop fidgeting.... As in a child who is an energizer bunny....

They are jumping around like a fart in a skillet!

by Leemoons August 10, 2017

fart in a trance

Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.

Guy 1: You never listen to me properly.

Guy 2: ...

Guy 1: You're like a fart in a trance.

by Evezz January 21, 2009

fart in a spacesuit

one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator

He's hopeless, about as useful & as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

Fart in a skillet

Fart in a skillet.
Word Origin: Butte, MT
A very hyper person, bouncing off the walls, stinking up the joint with their annoying behavior. Typically children, not always.

Grandma says, " You kids get outside and get the stink blown off you. You're acting like a fart in a skillet."

by Fraulein1973 October 18, 2021

wet fart in a wedding gown

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

by Pipistrello December 26, 2005

a fat woman fart

The obnoxious sound reverberating from the lower cheeks of an overweight woman.

Larry was always whinning util Jim told him that enough is enough, "I'd rather hear a fat woman fart than a grown man cry"!

by Tomtwice January 2, 2008

Fart in a Windstorm

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.

When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.

by Silltacrew July 1, 2019