Sergi Fact

Marijuana cigarrete in Argentina. Also, an illuminating and surprising fact about technology.

Hey guys, do you want to smoke? I have a Sergi Fact.

Hey Winona, I've been doing some research about Google. Do you want to hear a Sergi Fact?

by quesitogruyere November 12, 2018

dean fact

A dean fact is something that dean says that is either complete bullshit or has minimal evidence to back up his claim. A dean fact is mostly Deans opinion which is naturally wrong.

Dean: Phoebe is peng
George: Thats a dean fact!

by ThatsADeanFact! June 15, 2018

Libra-fact

When something is so factual it must be printed on the wrapper for a Libra sanitary pad.

Tina: Did you know that more than half of women in the United States will not leave their home without makeup on?
Grace: Really?
Tina: Yeah, it's Libra-fact.

by pastrychefsniper March 23, 2010

Matt Fact

Tidbits of information that someone tries to pass off as true, when they're really just bullshit.

He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"

by Coogrrs July 7, 2016

fact guaranteed

A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.

Something agreed upon.

A promise, a binding oral contract.

person 1: you going to Rock Werchter hey?
person 2: fact guaranteed man, fucking fact guaranteed!

by burkehey October 13, 2009

Dead facts

Agreeing to something

Boy: Yo this bitch always wearing the same shoes and her hair look ratchet asf
Friend: Yo thats dead facts bro

by Xanarchy October 21, 2017

fact-diss

to diss someone's fact or diss them with a fact of your own

fact-diss 1
person one: he's the greatest footballer of all time, he kicked 1226 goals
person two: as a matter of fact it was only 1126

fact-diss 2
person one: i think he was with sharon last night, maybe somethings going on
person two: sharon was with me last night, idiot

by patt .. April 11, 2009